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Female, 109 years old
F*ckOff, Uranus, Eastern US

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5,791 Posts | Member Since: 7/18/2008
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Birthday:12/19/1900 (109 Years Old)
IM Type: MSN IM Name: twisebaker
Occupation: I repo cars...don`t test me.
Marital Status: Married
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Other
Politics: Moderate
Fav. Movie: Hairspray `07, Moulin Rouge, Lilo & Stitch
Fav. TV Show: Grey`s Anatomy, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters
Fav. Book: I`ll read just about anything.
Fav. Song: 80`s Music in General
Fav. Food: Mexican
Fav. Car: A new one!
there once was a farmer who wanted to be a poet...

mwisebaker is my favorite person in all the world
just sayin`.

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I`m not cute or built to suit a fashion model`s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I`m telling lies.
I say,
It`s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I`m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That`s me.

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Omg, I have IBES! - Mood:Good
Saturday March 06 20105:11:06 PM |
Intermittent Brain Explosion Syndrome
Causes: extremely stupid people
Indications: violent finger pointing
Cure: bloodshed of said stupid people


KIDDING
Sheesh.

Anyways, we went SHOPPING today.
Not little shopping.
BIG SHOPPING!
Cuz Mikey got a bonus.
And because we did our taxes last weekend.

So we bought 4 pairs of shoes, new curtains for the living room, new curtains and a curtain rod for the kitchen, pillowcases, towels, I got 3 new shirts, Mikey got 1 new shirt and a pair of jeans, I got 2 pairs of socks....and I think that's it. Hmm.

I still have some monies to spend, too.
Maybe will try buying some good makeup. Any recommendations?

Also, the injections are going well - no side-effects and feeling pretty...good.

How's it, YT?

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Huh...apparently to get a tour of the White House, you have to submit a request through your Congressman... - Mood:Good
Tuesday March 02 20109:33:23 PM |
No joke. It says so on the website:

"Requests must be submitted through one's Member of Congress and are accepted up to six months in advance."

Learn something new every day. And that was mine for the day, apparently.

Why all this talk of touring the big old house?
We're goin' to DC!
In April.
Cuz...uhm...not sure.
But we will also be visiting the Smithsonian (Natural History, ftw) and we'll also be spending a day in Baltimore. Just the two of us.

I'm taking two days off for it, so I don't really give a sh*t where we go.

How's it, YT?

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RAISINS ARE HELLA TASTY AND THEY`RE GREAT IN BAKED GOODS! - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 23 20109:06:22 PM |
But only in baked goods.
Outside of baked goods, they are little miserable humiliated grapes. *gag*

I'm tired, but I'm still awake!
Better than yesterday.

I want bread pudding.
Just sayin'.

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